This ad just poped up in my locale

[mattcfish]

Geez, all I got was a picture of a nice motorcycle.

[Chuey]

I get ads for viagra, but everyone knows DOT 5 makes things swell-up.

Up where, Canada?

Chuey

[Zombie Master]

I get ads for viagra, but everyone knows DOT 5 makes things swell-up.

Up where, Canada?

Chuey

Victoria BC

[montmil]

Funny stuff, y'all. ;-D When my bride recently reminded me it was election day, I misunderstood and got all excited.

[Ken in Oklahoma]

Funny stuff, y'all. ;-D When my bride recently reminded me it was election day, I misunderstood and got all excited.

So? Your bride is oriental?

Sorry, but it had to be said--by someone. And given the wise asses around here somebody had to say it. You're just lucky that somebody as sensitive as myself was the first to see it.

I'm not proud that it was me. I grabbed the opportunity only because some of the people around her are not, well, as gentlemanly as me. And they might have said it in a much coarser way. And I didn't want that for you.

You're welcome.


Ken

[Chuey]

Ha! Ken, there is an Asian restaurant in our area that bought one of my canoes and has it hanging from the ceiling. The owner came to ask me if I would sell him another one. When he learned the price (plice?) he sent me an email asking if I knew of any cheaper ones, as he only wanted to use it as a "decolation". Really, that's the way he spelled it.

Chuey

[ME 109]

he sent me an email asking if I knew of any cheaper ones, as he only wanted to use it as a "decolation".
Chuey

Ed might have one with a hole in it?