Jeff, the defense of your answer was most elegant. Thing is, Tim's
is funnier (according to me). And since the obvious intent was humor, you are running a close second.
Have you ever considered using banned substances? I'm sure you could be in first place in short order with a "little help". And, remember, Boxerworks not only does not "ban substances" and keeps no records of past testing, mostly because it does virtually (and actually) no testing so there is no chance your test samples will come back to haunt you.
And remember, in this humor game, second place is simply the first loser!
Chuey..............channeling the Tour de France