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Hints from Heloise

Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 8:48 pm
by dwerbil
Keep a cheap-o 2x3 foot laundry bag rolled up in one of the saddlebags to use for when there's a over-flow of groceries to load. Stap that puppy on the back seat.

Re: Hints from Heloise

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:33 am
by Zombie Master
dwerbil wrote:Keep a cheap-o 2x3 foot laundry bag rolled up in one of the saddlebags to use for when there's a over-flow of groceries to load. Stap that puppy on the back seat.
That is a good one. I keep a cargo net under the seat in a plastic freeze bag. I don't like cargo nets as they are annoying to get unraveled, but it comes in handy every once in a while.

Re: Hints from Heloise

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:38 am
by Airbear
And to be really safe, always carry a few industrial strength condoms.

Re: Hints from Heloise

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 3:28 am
by Zombie Master
Airbear wrote:And to be really safe, always carry a few industrial strength condoms.

Some Astro Glide as well. Lubrication is everything :)

Re: Hints from Heloise

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 3:34 am
by Sibbo
Zombie Master wrote:
Airbear wrote:And to be really safe, always carry a few industrial strength condoms.

Some Astro Glide as well. Lubrication is everything :)
As we age I guess . ;)

Re: Hints from Heloise

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 3:41 am
by Zombie Master
Sibbo wrote:
Zombie Master wrote:
Airbear wrote:And to be really safe, always carry a few industrial strength condoms.

Some Astro Glide as well. Lubrication is everything :)
As we age I guess . ;)
I thought you Ozzies just like to get the job done? :)

Re: Hints from Heloise

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 7:11 am
by Airbear
Zombie Master wrote:
I thought you Ozzies just like to get the job done? :)
Ah, you haven't met many Australian women, have you Neil?

Re: Hints from Heloise

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 7:37 am
by ME 109
Airbear wrote:
Zombie Master wrote:
I thought you Ozzies just like to get the job done? :)
Ah, you haven't met many Australian women, have you Neil?
You mean the great wall of Gina, Charlie ?

Re: Hints from Heloise

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 8:30 am
by Airbear
ME 109 wrote:
You mean the great wall of Gina, Charlie ?
Yikes! Don't go there. Bad pictures in my head.

Gina Rinehart is one of our 'larger than medically recommended' mining billionaires - and world's richest woman in 2012.
She's big. Really big.

Re: Hints from Heloise

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 9:29 am
by ME 109
Airbear wrote:
ME 109 wrote:
You mean the great wall of Gina, Charlie ?
Yikes! Don't go there. Bad pictures in my head.

Gina Rinehart is one of our 'larger than medically recommended' mining billionaires - and world's richest woman in 2012.
She's big. Really big.
Ooh yuk Charlie, I didn't mean Gina as in open cu t,
I meant the great wall of vaChina. Impenetrable.