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New R bike?

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 7:41 pm
by Zombie Master

Re: New R bike?

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 8:13 pm
by ME 109
It's so far removed from our airheads that it may as well be a Yamaha. :mrgreen:

Re: New R bike?

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 10:04 pm
by Major Softie
Yeah, I saw it on a dealer's page last week.

I'm sure it's great fun to ride, but it didn't interest me at all. A Beemer with no luggage racks is like a Jeep you can't take off-road: it just doesn't make any sense.

Re: New R bike?

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 12:49 am
by Zombie Master
Major Softie wrote:Yeah, I saw it on a dealer's page last week.

I'm sure it's great fun to ride, but it didn't interest me at all. A Beemer with no luggage racks is like a Jeep you can't take off-road: it just doesn't make any sense.
A Beemer with no available luggage racks would make no sense. Have you read there are no touring accessories?

Re: New R bike?

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 5:36 am
by SteveD
I don't mind it.

However, it's usefulness is mostly as a short distance ride, commuting, day rides, coffee strip parking etc where camping and travelling aren't important. It's a big bike for that sort of life.

To me it represents yet another example of BMW putting a bunch of leftover parts together at the end of a model run. The Wasser Boxer is about to take over and a special limited edition with a badge is their mo for clearly some stock.

If I was in the market for a Ducati Monster or a MG Griso, then it'd be in the mix. The Griso would probably do me though. Pie in the sky stuff really 'cause none of that is going to happen.

Re: New R bike?

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 9:25 am
by dougie
And do you think it will be $3000-$4000 :?:
I'm sure a condition of sale is that you turn in all your tools to the dealer.

Re: New R bike?

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 9:37 am
by Steve in Golden
dougie wrote:And do you think it will be $3000-$4000 :?:
I'm sure a condition of sale is that you turn in all your tools to the dealer.
13 to 14 K is probably more like it. Actually more than that I bet. BMW = Bring More Wallet.

Don't need no tools either - those camhead engines don't need much maintenance. You should see the pathetic toolkit that came with my R1200GS. And true gentlemen don't get their hands dirty changing oil ya know.

Re: New R bike?

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 11:46 am
by Garnet
Steve in Golden wrote:
dougie wrote:And do you think it will be $3000-$4000 :?:
I'm sure a condition of sale is that you turn in all your tools to the dealer.
13 to 14 K is probably more like it. Actually more than that I bet. BMW = Bring More Wallet.

Don't need no tools either - those camhead engines don't need much maintenance. You should see the pathetic toolkit that came with my R1200GS. And true gentlemen don't get their hands dirty changing oil ya know.
It does come with a handy 1-800 number. You simply call it and give them your Visa number.......... who needs tools? :roll:

Re: New R bike?

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 1:49 pm
by Zombie Master
Garnet wrote:
Steve in Golden wrote:
dougie wrote:And do you think it will be $3000-$4000 :?:
I'm sure a condition of sale is that you turn in all your tools to the dealer.
13 to 14 K is probably more like it. Actually more than that I bet. BMW = Bring More Wallet.

Don't need no tools either - those camhead engines don't need much maintenance. You should see the pathetic toolkit that came with my R1200GS. And true gentlemen don't get their hands dirty changing oil ya know.
It does come with a handy 1-800 number. You simply call it and give them your Visa number.......... who needs tools? :roll:
That sounds great to me. That way some idiot doesn't damage your machine.

Re: New R bike?

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 5:29 pm
by Major Softie
Zombie Master wrote:
Major Softie wrote:Yeah, I saw it on a dealer's page last week.

I'm sure it's great fun to ride, but it didn't interest me at all. A Beemer with no luggage racks is like a Jeep you can't take off-road: it just doesn't make any sense.
A Beemer with no available luggage racks would make no sense. Have you read there are no touring accessories?
Beemers have not had "available" luggage racks for years. They are integral to the design of the bike and completely unnoticeable when the luggage comes off. That is part of the superiority of the BMW luggage system. If I have to bolt some ugly rack on the bike, I might as well put Givi's on a Duc.

I've looked through the "customization" and "accessories" sections, and there are no panniers. There is an available soft tail pack and tank bag. Nothing that offers any security. Nothing that can carry anything heavier than a 6-pack. Nothing big enough for a laptop. Nothing that will hold a helmet. Personally, I consider a bike designed for riding around the "urban jungle" to need lockable storage way more than a touring bike.