joke for the day

[She'llbe]

I've been flooded in if anyone has heard about the floods in Brisbane, Queensland and northern New South Wales. My email still works and I received this joke that I hope everyone relates to and enjoys.




One day a man decided to retire...

He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time
of his life, that is, until the ship sank.

He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies,
nothing, only bananas and coconuts.

After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most
gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore.

In disbelief, he asks, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"

She replies, "I rowed over from the other side of the island where I
landed when my cruise ship sank."

"Amazing," he notes. "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up
with you."

"Oh, this thing?" explains the woman. "I made the boat out of some raw
material I found on the island.

The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from
palm tree branches, and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree."

"But, where did you get the tools?"

"Oh, that was no problem," replied the woman. "On the south side of the
island, a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock is exposed. I found that if
I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into ductile
iron I used that to make tools and used the tools to make the hardware."

The guy is stunned.

"Let's row over to my place," she says.

So, after a short time of rowing, she soon docks the boat at a small
wharf.

As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat. Before him is a
long stone walk leading to a cabin and treehouse.

While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the
man can only stare ahead, dumb struck. As they walk into the house, she
says casually,

"It's not much, but I call it home. Sit down, please."

"Would you like a drink?"

"No! No thank you," the man blurts out, still dazed. "I can't take
another drop of coconut juice."

"It's not coconut juice," winks the woman. "I have a still. How would you
like a Tropical Spritz?"

Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down
on her couch to talk.

After they exchange their individual survival stories, the woman
announces, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to
take a shower and shave? There's a razor in the bathroom cabinet upstairs."

No longer questioning anything, the man goes upstairs into the bathroom.
There, in the cabinet is a razor made from a piece of tortoise bone. Two
shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside a
swivel mechanism.

"This woman is amazing," he muses. "What's next?"

When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing
but some small flowers on tiny vines, each strategically positioned, she
smelled faintly of gardenias.

She then beckons for him to sit down next to her.

"Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, "We've both
been out here for many months. You must have been lonely. There's something
I'm certain you feel like doing right now, something you've been wishing and
longing for, right?"

She stares into his eyes.

He can't believe what he's hearing. "You mean...you mean.." he swallows excitedly as tears start to form in his eyes and his breathing gets faster and heavier,



"You've built a motorcycle ?"

[SteveD]

How's your creek She'llbe? Is it a torrent?

Hope everything is ok.



The current fav in the UK.


A bloke walks into a brothel and says:

"I'm a bit kinky, how much for total humiliation?"

The madam replies $60.

"Wow, what do I get for that," he says.

She says: "A baggy green cap and an Australian Cricket XI shirt.

[Steve78RS]

Hi Boxers

Mal and I have just returned from a little Sunday ride. We stopped at the Little River, just outside Dubbo to watch some fish do what fish do. (see Mal on the /7 below).



We brought along his neighbour Eric who rides a Harley. Eric is starting to see the error of his ways.

Great story She'llbe. It could be improved with the inclusion of BMW motorcycle. Be great if she lived on the other side of Charlie's island!

Steve from Dubbo

[Duane Ausherman]

When I first heard that joke, he asked her if he could check his email. I like this one better.

[Doug]

Are you having a leak off the bridge, Mal?

[dougie]

Is this Rob?

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[Rob]

How the hell did you dig up this ancient thread?

And that picture of my handsome other self...

[dougie]

How the hell did you dig up this ancient thread?

I googled "boxerworks joke of the day".

[Wobbly]

The version of the ship wreck joke around here ended with the girl asking the fellow if he "wanted to play around ?"

To which he replies, "This is too good to be true ! You mean you have a golf course too ?"

[Wobbly]

Confucius Did Not Say...
Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.

Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, but man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Wise man does not keep sledge hammer and slow computer in same room.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!