What's next? A Robot to ride your bike?

[Zombie Master]

http://www.gizmag.com/bmw-advanced-safe ... cle/19119/

[Deleted User 287]

I could have used one of those imminent collision detection devices a few years ago.

Do they have a system that checks the oil level?

[Chuey]

Oh! BMW! Don't even get that thing going! Don't try to change what you have worked so hard at! You scumbagz! Saying that the "glowing" light rings are like "angel eyes" takes away any and all credibility you dildoes may have thought you had! Angel eyes! How stupid do you think we are?

Here's the deal. If they had been round, really round, then, and only then, would you be able to call them "angel eyes". Anybody who has looked at a cartooning instructional book knows that those headlight rings look like the eyes of the Devilhizzelf! They are evil incarnate. If you've seen them in your rear view mirror, you know what I'm talking about.

Look BMW, if that's what you think it takes to sell your cars and obviously you do, then don't assume that we are so stupid as to buy into your ''angel eyes" nonsense. Your advertising guys are stringing you guys along. Get real. You make headlights (you're not the only company doing it) that look like evil incarnate. Own up to it. That is, unless you're so desperate that you think we'll buy into that bullshit. I know, there's lots of evidence that we will. We are almost as pathetic as your advertising department believes we are.

Chuey

[Major Softie]

I could have used one of those imminent collision detection devices a few years ago.

Do they have a system that checks the oil level?

Ah yes, the "imminent transmission destruction detection system." Every Rob needs one.