You know you're obsessed with motorcycles when....

[Zombie Master]

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1) You've broken more 10mm sockets than most people will ever own.
2) You've ever licked your fingertip and said "Yep, that's Repsol."
3) Every closet in your place smells like oil, gas and leather.
4) You swoon over Shoei and Kushiznitani like women do Gucci and Prada.
5) "Which one?" is your response to "What kind of bike do you ride?"
6) The closeup photo of your rings, in your wedding album, shows the grease under your fingernails
    (and, if you're really lucky, her fingernails, too)
7) if you close and release your left hand your right hand involuntarily rolls back towards your wrist...
8) your right foot turns toes down when you squeeze anything with your right hand...
9) your look over your left shoulder when turning right into an open hallway while walking...
10) you keep flipping up a phantom visor at stoplights when driving your cage...
11) you have to park your truck in the driveway because the garage is too full of powertoys...